Smoke Detection For Your Kids

The kidde carbon monoxide smoke detector is the machine that ate my dog. You may think that I am crazy but what I am about to tell you is the truth. A smoke detector transformed and tried to kill me and ny family. I managed to overpower it but only after it ate my dog. I stopped it with a sawed off double barrel shot gun revolver. I keep it with me just in case.

3 August 2008 | 17